As you can tell, our Hermes has taken advantage of
all the newest technology and has installed it in his Mount Olympus
home. He is a 10 key expert and manipulates spread sheets so swiftly
and accurately he would make the Hermes of old head spin. Our Hermes
is also very noble as he loves to make sure all the paperwork is done so
that we can contribute funds to the Elysium Gates Foundation for good
works. Best is that he uses his caduceus as a wand to keep the IRS
at bay and creates ever more new instruments to entertain all the
gods/goddesses at parties.
When not in his true form as Hermes, he
masquerades on earth as an accountant, husband, grandfather, retired Navy
pilot/commander, bass singer in a church choir, co-leader for a Scout
troop, lay minister for the Episcopal church, Priest of the Liberal
Catholic Church, Elysium Gates CFO (Confused, Frustrated but Optimistic)
and many other titles. He is also known on earth for his humor,
shade tree philosophy, diplomacy, ever youthful curiosity and love of
trains, ships and planes. He does have a few human quirks in this
guise...he loves Spam (food kind, not email!), and relates to Eyore.
He also has a never completed, always in progress, web site you can visit
If you have any questions regarding your
membership account or method of payment please write Hermes.